LUKEISNOTSEXY

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(Source: asapscience)

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual)

windows98:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT

meep

(Source: spazzdhn)

scxmbvg:

BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

i rly want a lamb :(

(Source: koolghoul)

ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts

Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

climbed a little bridge with my friends to watch the sun set over new zealand 😊✌️

saw this edit of me and started to fancy myself a bit so thought id share so u can all fancy me too 😊😉

veeoneeye:

we’re fun

no I’m fun

(Source: karimiscute)

travelling the world with my friends ! 

ENG ✈️ AUS

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
  • love my life 

    ultimate share a coke with me