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Sep 16, 2014 / 854 notes

troylerkiss:

How to seduce boys.
sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy
Sep 16, 2014 / 106,203 notes

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

(via oshingosecrashonmyfeet)

Sep 16, 2014 / 77,110 notes
  • draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?
  • ron: shove off malfoy
  • draco: shut up i'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train
Sep 5, 2014 / 98,715 notes

(via pattywalters)

how to get your friends to always stay your friends
Sep 2, 2014 / 1,162 notes

how to get your friends to always stay your friends

lookin’ for da booty
Sep 1, 2014 / 751 notes

lookin’ for da booty

Aug 29, 2014 / 88,593 notes

(via sirnayfan)

amoying:

hello this is for u

why is my entire dash just happy dogs
Aug 29, 2014 / 347,521 notes

amoying:

hello this is for u

why is my entire dash just happy dogs

(via chiefkilljoy)

negativefucksgiven:

nohetero:

kittenhugs:

It’s a ham sandwich

like was that really fucking nessecary
you all have to sleep in that spot

they don’t tell you how to live your life
Aug 29, 2014 / 311,376 notes

negativefucksgiven:

nohetero:

kittenhugs:

It’s a ham sandwich

like was that really fucking nessecary

you all have to sleep in that spot

they don’t tell you how to live your life

(via 50shadesofweirdness)

Aug 29, 2014 / 523,562 notes

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Aug 28, 2014 / 453,065 notes

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

(via imsuchamessitslaughable)

lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out
Aug 28, 2014 / 162,636 notes

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

(via damned-if-i-do-ya)

Aug 28, 2014 / 262,468 notes

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(via mrs-dreamer57)

Aug 28, 2014 / 161,614 notes

windows98:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

WHAT

meep

(via hellocanitouchyourbuttplease)

Aug 28, 2014 / 68,617 notes

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